- Archduke Franz Ferdinand: I came here to have a good time and I honestly am feeling so attacked right now
"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"
i need someone to obsess over me
Deep conversation and great sex is a requirement.
"Because Sherlock Holmes is a great man; and I think one day, if we’re very, very lucky, he might even be a good one.”
The cats are not allowed in my brother’s room.
Here is Solitaire in my brother’s room.
arteries will always hold a special place in my heart
eyeliner game today is fuckin strong
Today we had sex ed because reasons and my sex ed teacher was like “You’re all gonna have sexual intercourse one day.” and I just busted out laughing
and then he said "Because eventually you’re all gonna kiss the opposite gender" and I doN’T THINK I’VE EVER LAUGHED HARDER IN MY LIFE LIKE I WAS DYING
STOP REBLOGGING THIS IM JUST A HELLA GAY ASEXUAL I SWEAR IM NOT LONELY ST O P
I’m reblogging because you are hella gay asexual.